Don’t forget the Egyptian temple
Hastily disassembled by chainsaw
Packed into wooden crates with sawdust
Shipped by steamliner to a warehouse in New Jersey
There were grand plans but…
Will it ever be reassembled?
It’d be easier to sell off the pieces
Let them be squabbled over by museum curators
Let them make helpful interpretive signs for the shards of statues
Let them print glossy photos in textbooks with multiple choice questions
(The answer key leaked as a pdf online)
Behold the fucking Temple of the Rising Sun